10 Holiday Confessions for Summer

1. When I go on holiday, I immediately...

go into relaxation mode - I can’t stand being on holiday.

2. If I could go to a desert island, I’d take...

a copy of Robinson Crusoe.

3. On holiday, my mobile phone is always...

pretending it’s switched off.

4. This is the year I’m going to read...

the Apocalypse of St John.

5. My soundtrack this summer is going to be...

Bats at the Beach, Desmond Doom.

6. What irritates me most on holiday is...

other people.

7. Summer romances are like...

Spanish ice creams - no flavour.

8. On holiday I always try to eat...

a Portuguese boiled dinner.

9. If work calls me...

I answer - what choice do I have?

10. A summer I’ll never forget is...

Sandra, Lagoa de Albufeira, 1988.